martes, 29 de noviembre de 2016

Ideapad 300-15ISK

IdeaPad 300-15ISK - i5-6200U, 8GB, 1TB, NO SSD, ATI R5 M330 2G, 15.6 HD TN GL(FLAT), Intel 3165 1x1 AC+BT4.0, Windows 10 Home STD - Preto. 690€


Processador Intel core I5-6200U
Velocidade do Processador 2.3 GHz (até 2.8 GHz c/Max Turbo Frequency)
Cache 3 MB, Dual-Core
Memória 8 GB DDR3L 1600 Mhz
Interfaces 1 x USB 3.0, 2 x USB 2.0, 1 x HDMI, 1 x Ethernet (RJ-45), 1 x VGA, 1 x 1/1 audio combo jack
Expansibilidade 2 slots (1 livre) máx 16GB

Discos Duros 1 TB 5400 rpm SATA
Leitor de Suportes Físicos Digitais 4-in-1 reader (MMC, SD, SDHC, SDXC)

Audio e Video
Ecrã 15.6" (396 mm) HD 1366 x 768, LED backlight, 200 nits, 16:9, 400:1 TN, GL (Flat)
Câmara de Vídeo 720p HD web cam
Placa Gráfica AMD Radeon R5 M330 2GB DDR3L dedicada
Sistema Audio HD Audio, stereo speakers with Dolby Advanced Audio certification, 1.5W x 2

Wireless Intel3165 + Bluetooth 4.0

Teclado 6-row, multimedia Fn keys, numeric keypad
Dispositivo apontador One-piece touchpad with buttons
Bateria 4 cell Li-Ion Battery, 41.0Wh, up to 4.0 hr
Fonte de alimentação 65-watt AC adapter
Sistema Operativo Windows 10 Home 64 standard
Dimensões 384 mm x 265 mm x 22.9 mm
Peso 2.35 Kg
EAN 0190151238626
Cor Preto Brilhante
Garantia 2 Years Depot ano(s)

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martes, 11 de octubre de 2016

Obrigado Deus pôr esta nova bendição

Vou ser novamente pai

Obrigado Deus pôr esta nova bendição

Hoje já há uma semana que recebi esta estupenda noticia de que voltarei a ter a oportunidade de ser novamente pai.

É uma alegria absoluta poder receber esta prenda de natal com tanta antecipação, não posso ocultar os nervos que tenho por voltar a enfrentar esta situação, mais tenho a absoluta confiança de que com o apoio incondicional da minha esposa conseguiremos ultrapassar e sair a frente em este novo desafio.

Sim a minha filhota Antonella já começa a mostrar sinais de ciúmes mais estou totalmente orgulhoso de ela por a postura que tem adotado, “Vou ser a irmã mais maior” diz ela sempre que falamos no novo bebe que esta por chegar.

Definitivamente vão ser tempos fortes donde o sono e a paciência irão estar ao limite, mais para todos os casais que ainda não empreendem esta aventura, deixem-me dizer-lhes que é o melhor que há no mundo.

Indivíduo sai do tribunal e rouba um táxi na zona do Aleixo

Sai do tribunal e rouba táxi à frente da PSP


O indivíduo, que já tinha sido preso de manhã na zona do Aleixo por posse de droga, acabava de sair do Tribunal de Instrução Criminal quando roubou o táxi.

Chegou a arrancar com o carro, mas devido ao trânsito e com os polícias atrás dele, abandonou o veículo e foi esconder-se debaixo de um autocarro, onde acabaria por ser localizado.

Foi detido por furto e novamente libertado com uma notificação para comparecer esta terça-feira no tribunal de pequena instância criminal.


martes, 4 de octubre de 2016

Sending SMS from Dynamics NAV with 5 lines of code


Step 1

Setup the mobile to synchronize all with the exchange, mainly the SMS. Just follow standard procedure.

Step 2

Create code in NAV, which will send the SMS. It is easy:
SendSMS(ToNumbers : Text[30];Body : Text[1000])
  if ISCLEAR(OutlookApp) then
  MobileItem := OutlookApp.CreateItem(11); //11 – SMS, 12 – MMS
  MobileItem.”To” := ToNumbers; //e.g. +420666777555
  MobileItem.Body := Body;
OutlookApp    Automation    ‘Microsoft Outlook 14.0 Object Library’.Application   
MobileItem     Automation    ‘Microsoft Outlook 14.0 Object Library’.MobileItem   

Step 3

Call the function where you need. You need to just run it under profile, which have outlook set to syncing SMS with phone. It will create the sms, and after the sms is synced into the mobile phone, the mobile phone will send the SMS for your wherever you want. If you want to have central sending machine, use the NAS or WebServices to send SMS based on some queue…

Some examples of usage:

Sending SMS to admin when session limit is reached (using NAS).
Sending SMS to customer when order is prepared to ship.

lunes, 3 de octubre de 2016

Colombia referendum: Voters reject Farc peace deal

Voters in Colombia have rejected a landmark peace deal with Farc rebels in a shock referendum result, with 50.2% voting against it.

The deal was signed last week by President Juan Manuel Santos and Farc leader Timoleon Jimenez after nearly four years of negotiations. 

But it needed to be ratified by Colombians in order to come into force.
Addressing the nation, President Santos said he accepted the result but would continue working to achieve peace.

How did it happen?


Colombians were asked to endorse or reject the peace agreement in a popular vote on Sunday.

The "yes" campaign had the backing not just of President Santos but of a wide array of politicians both in Colombia and abroad, including UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.

But there was also a vocal campaign for a "no" vote, led by former Colombian President Alvaro Uribe.

Polls conducted ahead of Sunday's vote suggested a comfortable win for the "yes" campaign.
But in a surprise result, 50.2% of voters rejected the agreement compared with 49.8% who voted for it.

The difference with 98.98% of the votes counted was less than 54,000 votes out of almost 13 million ballots.

Turnout was low with fewer than 38% of voters casting their votes.


Who voted how?


Colombia was divided regionally with most of the outlying provinces voting in favour of the agreement and those nearer the capital and inland voting against it.

In Choco, one of the provinces hardest hit by the conflict, 80% of voters backed the deal. 

In the town of Bojaya, where at least 119 people were killed when a church was hit by Farc mortar bombs, 96% of residents voted "yes".

Colombia's capital, Bogota, also voted "yes" with 56%.

The province of Vaupes, in the east of the country, also registered strong support for the deal, with 78% voting in favour. 

Vaupes has also seen its share of conflict, including the attack on the town of Mitu, which the rebels seized control of in 1998 after taking a large number of police officers hostage. Some of the officers were held hostage by the Farc for 12 years before being freed by the army in 2010.

In the eastern province of Casanare on the other hand, 71.1 % voted against the deal.

It is an area where farmers and landowners have for years been extorted by the Farc and other illegal groups. 

In Antioquia, the home state of ex-President Uribe, 62% rejected the deal.


Why did people vote 'no'?


Under the agreement, special courts would have been created to try crimes committed during the conflict.

Those who confessed to their crimes would have been given more lenient sentences and would have avoided serving any time in conventional prisons. 

This, for many Colombians, was one step too far. 

They also balked at the government's plan to pay demobilised Farc rebels a monthly stipend and to offer those wanting to start a business financial help.

"No" voters said this amounted to a reward for criminal behaviour while honest citizens were left to struggle financially.

Many also said that they simply did not trust the rebels to keep their promise to lay down arms for good. 

They pointed to previous failed peace negotiations when the rebels took advantage of a lull in fighting to regroup and rearm as evidence that the Farc had broken their word before.

Others were unhappy that under the agreement, the Farc would be guaranteed 10 seats in the Colombian Congress in the 2018 and 2022 elections.

They said this would give the newly created party an unfair advantage.


What will happen next?


President Santos said that the bilateral ceasefire between government forces and the Farc would remain in place.  

He has told government negotiators to travel to to Cuba to consult Farc leaders on the next move.

President Santos has promised to "continue the search for peace until the last moment of my mandate because that's the way to leave a better country to our children".

"I won't give up," he said. 

The Farc leader known as Timochenko also said that the rebels remained committed to securing an end to the conflict. 

"The Farc reiterates its disposition to use only words as a weapon to build toward the future," he said after the result. 

"Count on us, peace will triumph."

But before the vote, President Santos had told the BBC that there was "no Plan B" for ending the conflict, which has killed an estimated 260,000 people. 

He said he would meet all political parties on Monday to discuss the next steps and "open space for dialogue".

What does the 'no' campaign want?

The main proponent of the vote against the agreement was former President Alvaro Uribe.
Following the "no" vote, Mr Uribe insisted that he was not opposed to peace but that he wanted to renegotiate some of the agreement, which he said needed "corrections".

Among the "corrections" he has demanded are, among others:
  • That those found guilty of crimes be barred from running for public office
  • That Farc leaders serve time in prison for crimes committed
  • That the Farc use their illicit gains to pay their victims compensation
  • That no changes be made to the Colombian constitution
He said he wanted "political pluralism which can't be perceived as a reward for crimes committed, social justice without risk to honest enterprise".

"We want to contribute to a national accord and be heard," he said.

However, it is not clear whether the Farc would agree to the "corrections" Mr Uribe wants or if they would even consider renegotiating the deal which took four years of formal negotiations and two years of secret talks to reach.

What has been the reaction?

One of surprise, as even Mr Uribe, the main backer of the "no" vote, had predicted that the "yes" vote would win.

Some of those who had gathered to watch the result on giant screens expressed their disappointment.

One woman in Medellin told Caracol radio: "I never thought I could be this sad. I haven't got any victims in my family, nor any siblings who've joined the guerrilla, but I think of my country, of the young people and my heart breaks into a thousand pieces."

Farc leader Timochenko expressed his disappointment with the result which he blamed on "the destructive power of those who sow hatred and revenge" and "have influenced the Colombian people's opinion".

Opponents of the agreement, however, took to the streets to celebrate their unexpected win.
Many said that "justice has won" and expressed their relief at the result.

One Colombian woman told BBC Mundo that Colombians had not forgotten that the path of the Farc was "paved with kidnappings, killings and drug trafficking".


Governo vai financiar projetos de que queiram regressar a Portugal

Conselho de ministros aprova esta quinta-feira o Plano Estratégico para as Migrações, Para além do apoio a emigrantes que queiram voltar, Governo quer apoiar estágios no estrangeiro.

Apoiar os emigrantes e luso-descendentes que queiram voltar ao país para estabelecer empresas e promover a contratação de emigrantes em empresas portuguesas no estrangeiro são algumas das medidas que esta quinta-feira vão ser aprovadas em Conselho de Ministros. O programa VEM (Valorização do Empreendedorismo Emigrante), pretende apoiar numa fase inicial entre 40 a 50 projetos de portugueses que estejam no estrangeiro e queiram voltar para Portugal com ideias para um negócio. Medidas devem entrar em vigor até ao fim de junho.

As medidas foram noticiadas pelo Público e Pedro Lomba, secretário de Estado Adjunto do Ministro Adjunto e do Desenvolvimento Regional, diz ao jornal que se trata de “uma medida que nunca existiu nestes moldes”. Segundo o governante, a medida VEM vai facultar uma subvenção com limite máximo consoante o projeto que emigrantes ou luso-descendentes apresentem para regressar ao país, criar o seu emprego e criar outros postos de trabalho. Os valores vão situar-se entre os 10 mil e os 20 mil euros.

Ao Observador, Pedro Lomba diz que as medidas foram desenhadas tendo em conta “um conjunto de contributos” das comunidades portuguesas e que visam ajudar não só os imigrantes com maiores qualificações e empreendedores, mas também os emigrantes desempregados que se encontrem em situação vulnerável noutros países. O Governo vai apoiar as empresas que recrutem emigrantes portugueses, atraindo-os novamente para o país, e ainda promover estágios em Portugal para emigrantes inscritos em centros de emprego noutros países.

O Governo quer também incentivar a mobilidade de investigadores, promovendo também nesta estratégia para as migrações novas bolsas de estudo e bolsas de doutoramento, mas também dar condições para os investigadores portugueses regressarem a Portugal e continuarem a sua pesquisa. Outra medida neste pacote é a internacionalização do programa Escolhas, que em Portugal ajuda à integração de filhos de imigrantes, e que vai ter dois projetos-piloto, um deles no Reino Unido, para apoiar emigrantes em situações difíceis e filhos de emigrantes portugueses.

Em estudo, segundo Pedro Lomba, estão os possíveis apoios ao regresso das famílias com comparticipação do Estado nas despesas de regresso a Portugal. O secretário de Estado lembra que um terço dos portugueses nascidos depois de 2007, nasceram fora de Portugal.

Who’s Running for President in 2016?

Hillary Clinton 2016 Profile

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is a former United States Secretary of State, U.S. Senator, and First Lady of the United States. From 2009 to 2013, she was the 67th Secretary of State, serving under President Barack Obama. She previously represented New York in the U.S. Senate (2001 to 2009). Before that, as the wife of President Bill Clinton, she was First Lady from 1993 to 2001. In the 2008 election, Clinton was a leading candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination.

In 1994, as First Lady of the United States, her major initiative, the Clinton health care plan, failed to gain approval from the U.S. Congress. However, in 1997 and 1999, Clinton played a leading role in advocating the creation of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program, the Adoption and Safe Families Act, and the Foster Care Independence Act. Her years as First Lady drew a polarized response from the American public. The only First Lady to have been subpoenaed, she testified before a federal grand jury in 1996 regarding the Whitewater controversy, but was never charged with wrongdoing in this or several other investigations during the Clinton presidency. Her marriage endured the Lewinsky scandal in 1998.

After moving to the state, Clinton was elected the first female Senator from New York; she is the only First Lady ever to have run for public office. Following the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, she supported military action in Afghanistan and the Iraq War Resolution, but subsequently objected to the George W. Bush administration’s conduct of the war in Iraq and continued to oppose most of its domestic policies. Clinton was reelected to the Senate in 2006. Running in the 2008 Democratic presidential primaries, Hillary Clinton won far more primaries and delegates than any other female candidate in American history, but narrowly lost the nomination to Senator Barack Obama, who went on to win the national election.

Obama nominated Clinton to be Secretary of State and she was confirmed by the Senate in January 2009. She was at the forefront of the U.S. response to the Arab Spring, including advocating for the U.S. military intervention in Libya. As Secretary of State, she took responsibility for security lapses related to the 2012 Benghazi attack, which resulted in the deaths of American consulate personnel, but defended her personal actions in regard to the matter. Clinton visited more countries than any other Secretary of State. She viewed “smart power” as the strategy for asserting U.S. leadership and values, by combining military power with diplomacy and American capabilities in economics, technology, and other areas. She encouraged empowerment of women everywhere and used social media to communicate the U.S. message abroad. (Source)

Donald Trump 2016 Profile

Donald John Trump Sr. (born June 14, 1946) is an American business magnate, investor, television personality and author. He is the chairman and president of The Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts. Trump’s extravagant lifestyle, outspoken manner, and role on the NBC reality show The Apprentice have made him a well-known celebrity who was No. 17 on the 2011 Forbes Celebrity 100 list.
Trump is the son of Fred Trump, a wealthy New York City real-estate developer. He worked for his father’s firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son, while attending the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, and in 1968 officially joined the company. He was given control of the company in 1971 and renamed it The Trump Organization.

In 2010, Trump expressed an interest in becoming a candidate for President of the United States in the 2012 election, though in May 2011, he announced he would not run. Trump was a featured speaker at the 2013 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). In 2013, Trump spent over $1 million to research a possible run for President of the United States in 2016.Trump is expected to make a formal announcement on whether he will run for President of the United States on June 16, 2015. (Source)

jueves, 15 de septiembre de 2016

Pacote Xbox One Gears of War 4 Edição Limitada (2 TB)

Data de lançamento: 06/10/2016


€449,99 incl. IVA

O Pacote Xbox One Gears of War 4 Edição Limitada1 inclui:

  • Consola Xbox One S de 2 TB de Edição Limitada

  • Comando sem fios Crimson Omen de Edição Limitada

  • Transferência do jogo completo Gears of War 4: Ultimate Edition

  • Avaliação de 14 dias do Xbox Live Gold

  • Transferência gratuita da coleção completa Gears of War Xbox 360

  • Suporte vertical para a Xbox One S

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Porquê o Office 365 Casa

Até 5 membros da família podem utilizar uma subscrição e cada pessoa obterá 1 TB de armazenamento na nuvem e 60 minutos do Skype mensais. O Office 365 Casa ajuda-o a trabalhar desde praticamente qualquer lugar, em todos os seus dispositivos.


Aplicações Office completas instaladas

Transfira as novas versões de 2016 do Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Outlook e mais, diretamente para os seus dispositivos favoritos. Pode continuar a trabalhar mesmo que não esteja online. [1]

Instale em vários dispositivos

Obtenha toda a experiência do Office em até 5 PCs, Macs ou tablets (incluindo Windows, iPad e Android) e 5 telemóveis. [2]

Aceda a partir de qualquer lugar

Utilize o armazenamento na nuvem OneDrive para aceder instantaneamente aos seus documentos, fotografias e vídeos. Edite e partilhe-os online a qualquer altura, em qualquer lugar e em todos os seus dispositivos.

Sempre atualizado

Todas as novas atualizações estão incluídas, para que tenha sempre a versão mais atualizada logo que a mesma esteja disponível.

O Office 365 Casa inclui

As versões atuais são o Office 2016 para PC e o Office 2016 para Mac [1]


Crie, edite e partilhe documentos com aspeto fantástico.


Analise e visualize os seus dados através de novas formas intuitivas.


Crie, colabore e apresente eficazmente as suas ideias.


Guarde as suas ideias no seu bloco de notas digital.


Organize o e-mail, coordene agendas e mantenha os seus contactos atualizados.


Crie rapidamente as suas aplicações personalizadas de bases de dados e tire o máximo partido dos seus dados.
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Imprima e partilhe publicações de aspeto profissional com ferramentas poderosas fáceis de utilizar.
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Obtenha 1 TB de armazenamento na nuvem OneDrive por utilizador, para um máximo de 5 utilizadores.

Ligue para números de telemóvel ou da rede fixa com 60 minutos do Skype mensais por utilizador, para um máximo de 5 utilizadores. [3]

[1] A disponibilidade e as funcionalidades das aplicações variam de acordo com a plataforma, dispositivo e idioma. O Publisher e o Access estão disponíveis apenas para PC.
[2] Compatível com o Windows 7 e mais recente, Mac OS X 10.10 ou posterior. Visite para obter informações sobre todos os requisitos de sistema, incluindo os requisitos para tablets e smartphones.
[3] Conta do Skype necessária. Exclui números especiais, de valor acrescentado e não geográficos. As chamadas destinadas a telemóveis estão disponíveis apenas para determinados países. Estão disponíveis minutos de chamadas no Skype em países selecionados. Para mais detalhes, consulte as Perguntas Frequentes.

miércoles, 7 de septiembre de 2016

Yammer: Transforming the Way We Work

The world moves fast -- and companies need a new way to work together to succeed. By breaking down barriers and fostering open communication, Yammer helps teams better collaborate, empowers and engages employees, connects organizations, and makes businesses more agile.

martes, 6 de septiembre de 2016

EN | Bosch water injection

Bosch's WaterBoost system is an innovative development for powertrain systems. WaterBoost uses the cooling effect of water to help gasoline direct injection systems place more and cooler intake air in the combustion chamber. This makes combustion particularly efficient and delivers an extra kick when accelerating.

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miércoles, 1 de junio de 2016

Sudacas roba empregos

Este artículo arranca en un bar en la Cava Baja y termina en un bar en las Mercedes. De por medio hay dos países, dos continentes y muchas buenas personas atrapadas en una espiral de sacrificios y sin sentidos. Una espiral que llamamos emigración y que, por momentos, parece demasiado retorcida y dolorosa para quedar amarrada al papel con esos alfileres diminutos que son las letras. Pero haremos el intento.   

Hace unos días un amigo madrileño me preguntaba entre cañas “¿Por qué todos los venezolanos tenéis trabajo aquí en España? ¡Joder con el desempleo que hay y todos los que conozco de tus paisanos están currando!” Así una noche de copas se convirtió rápidamente en una semana de dudas y remembranzas. 

Recuerdo que ese día le contesté escuetamente a mi amigo: “No todos. Lamentablemente no todos los venezolanos tienen trabajo. Hay muchos que la están pasando aún muy mal... pero comparativamente con los españoles… es verdad que el índice de desempleo aparente, ese que saca uno a ojo de buen cubero, parece menor. Supongo que es así porque los inmigrantes venezolanos no son la inmigración normal que viene de Latinoamérica. Conseguimos trabajo porque estamos dispuestos a todo”. 

Esa respuesta, atropellada entre una pinta de Guinness y media patata brava, encerraba varias ideas poderosas que mi amigo, castizo hasta el tuétano, simplificó en un mantra: Los panchitos de Venezuela vienen dispuestos a dejarse humillar por unas pelas. 

Una poderosa noción que invoca el fantasma de los sudacas roba-empleos, pero que aun sin llegar a ser completamente cierta, tampoco es del todo falsa. Y precisamente en entender esa media verdad radica la clave para que el español promedio logre comprender el fenómeno de la inmigración venezolana. 

Los venezolanos SI SOMOS sudacas roba-empleo. Y si Dios nos ayuda, lo seguiremos siendo durante años, a mucha honra. Porque los venezolanos venimos a España a trabajar, a reventarnos el lomo para ganarnos nuestro lugar en la sociedad en española, para forjarnos una nueva vida. Venimos para quedarnos.

Un inmigrante latinoamericano, por norma general, viene a España por razones económicas. Viene con un pie en la otra orilla, con un plan para el retorno. Los colombianos, peruanos y ecuatorianos – por nombrar solo tres pueblos hermanos- vienen con la idea de hacer un ahorro en divisas y luego retornar a sus naciones de origen con dinero suficiente para emprender sus negocios y comprarse una casa. 

Para muchos latinos, España es un período transitorio en su vida, una experiencia laboral, un buen negocio, es “hacer la Europa”. Para el venezolano no, para el venezolano es la oportunidad de volver a una vida normal, de tener una familia y un futuro. Y eso se sabe rápido cuando en una reunión le preguntas a un compatriota “¿Te regresas?” y te responde “No chamo ¿Pa qué? Ahí para mi ya no hay más nada”. 

Y es que el venezolano no viene solamente por razones económicas. Si el dinero fuera el único problema, muchos no habríamos salido de Venezuela. No amigo lector, para dejar una vida atrás hace falta mucho más que unas monedas. El venezolano viene porque su forma de vida se ha roto por completo.

Viene huyendo del hampa, de la tragedia hospitalaria, de la pobreza extrema, de la violencia policial, de la violencia política, del estado de indefensión jurídica, de la ineptitud gubernamental, de la dieta eléctrica, del fantasma incontrolable de la escasez y el hambre. El venezolano viene, y así lo siente, huyendo de un cataclismo. De un apocalipsis social, económico y político, que hace imposible su regreso porque en su cabeza, Venezuela ha sido convertida en tierra inhabitable, en Cartago salado, en desierto yermo. El venezolano cuando llega a España hace igual que Cortés en México, quema las naves.

Con ese telón sentimental de fondo, cuando el venezolano aterriza en el Reino de España, aterriza con la claridad de que “necesario es vencer” porque la derrota se le quedó en Maiquetía, tirada sobre el mural de Cruz-Diez que en los últimos años tantas veces ha sido regado con lágrimas. Lágrimas de los que se van y lágrimas de los que se quedan. El venezolano se juega mucho y cuando tu cerebro está programado para no rendirte –eventualmente y por muy duro que sea- terminas si no venciendo, al menos sobreviviendo.  

Arquitectos y periodistas de la UCV lavan platos y sirven cañas en bares de cuatro mesas en Gran Vía, ingenieros de la UCAB reparten volantes de Subway mientras Tenientes Coroneles retirados le echan bola a “marchas forzadas” por las calles de Hortaleza pescando clientes para una hamburguesería.

Profesionales muchos, trabajadores todos. Los venezolanos no dicen que no a nada, porque cualquier cosa es mejor que fracasar. Desde médicos paseando perritos, hasta criminólogos aprendiendo a batir la coctelera. Hay hambre, hay ganas, hay miedo a tener que regresar con la cabeza baja a un país que ya no reconocen y en el que, en la mayoría de los casos, ya no les es posible retornar ni que lo quisieran, pues han vendido casas, coches y abandonado trabajos, familia y amigos, en un sacrificio casi bíblico para cruzar el Atlántico.

Y esa es solo la primera parte de la respuesta a por que muchos venezolanos han conseguido trabajo. La segunda es que estamos muy bien preparados. Así de sencillo. Así de escueto. Eventualmente ese ingeniero que reparte volantes recibe una llamada de una oferta que metió por Infojobs, o un amigo del periodista le da un teléfono de una empresa que busca personal. Y entonces se produce la magia. Ese venezolano recibe una oportunidad en su oficio, en su profesión ¡Agárrese todo el mundo! 

Ese hombre o esa mujer hace horas extra a destajo, no tiene miedo en agarrar los peores proyectos, en luchar con los recortes de presupuesto y de salario, no se molesta si le mandan trabajo para el fin de semana, si le pide reubicarse dentro o fuera de su ciudad, o en la luna si fuera necesario. ¿Qué importan dos horas más o tres o cuatro en una oficina sentado cómodamente frente a un computador, para una persona que era abogado en un bufete de La Castellana – la criolla no la ibérica- y que tuvo que aprender a aguantar de rodillas mientras fregaba retretes cagados en un MacDonald en Sol después de una jornada de 13 o 14 horas? 

El venezolano viene de un país destruido y de unos primeros años –algunos afortunados lo lograron en meses- en lo más bajo de la escala social española. Viene de la guerra, de Verdún, de Vietnam, de Las Termópilas. El Venezolano es currante y emprendedor y es imposible que no surjan las comparaciones laborales. A los ojos de los empleadores iberos, el venezolano se come a los compañeros de trabajo.

Trabaja el doble, el triple, sin miedo, sin pedir vacaciones, sin mencionar las pagas extra. Trabaja porque ya perdió un país y no quiere perder otro. Tiene miedo, como dicen aquí “más miedo que vergüenza” y eso es bueno, eso lo hace fuerte, lo hace ágil, lo hace despiadado. Inclusive cruel a veces. Y los colegas de oficina españoles, acostumbrados al estatus quo, no entienden porque el panchito criollo tiene ese afán por “hacer la pelota”, porque su falta de “compañerismo” para pedir más “días de puente”. 

Es cierto, lo reconozco, a veces no somos buenos “coleguis”, porque el venezolano es como un león hambriento entre gacelas gordas. Es Leónidas revivido y “no creen es en nadie”.  Y pensando sobre esto recordé ese momento en Las Mercedes, cuatro años atrás y seis Soleras de por medio, cuando yo también puse mi cerebro en esa onda espartana y me uní a los 300 Criollos. 

¿Y si no consigues trabajo de periodista? 

Le echo bola a lo que sea… a lo que sea mi pana… Me dijeron que en Galicia están reclutando gente para los barcos de pesca. Es buena paga. Y estadísticamente… más peligroso es Petare. 

Autor: Frank Calviño.

domingo, 29 de mayo de 2016

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